Very well said 😂

Dear Sane America,

Can we talk about how completely pathetic it is when washed up singers decide they’re political philosophers? I used to like Jelly Roll’s music. I actually thought the grit and the “I’m just a real one” act meant something. Turns out it was just marketing for a 41-year-old man-child who can’t open his mouth without proving how small he really is.

This walking advertisement for zero self-control just called the President of the United States a “fat pig” on national television. An 80-year-old man. From the safety of a late-night stage, of course. Real brave. Real classy. Completely out of line and somehow still the least embarrassing part of the whole performance. Because here’s the comedy gold: this same fat-ass had to jab himself with Ozempic just to lose 300 pounds because he never learned the basic adult skill called self-control. No discipline. No willpower. Just a prescription and a needle because the drive-thru kept winning.

And now this clown, this medically assisted weight-loss success story...is body-shaming someone else? The irony is so thick you could cut it with the same knife he used to cut all the food he was shoveling in his mouth. Why do these singers insist on this shit? You make mediocre records, people stream them, you get paid. That should be the end of the story. Instead they climb on the soapbox, insult half the country, and act shocked when the fans who actually made them relevant walk away.

So to Jelly: Fuck you. Your music was already mid. Your politics are worse. And your hypocrisy is Olympic-level. Keep taking those shots from the stage, just don’t be surprised when the only people left clapping are the ones who never bought a ticket in the first place. I’ll be boycotting your fat, Ozempic-dependent ass from here on out. And to every other “artist” who thinks we need their political opinions: sit down, shut up, and stick to the only thing you’re even halfway competent at. Someone who used to be a fan and now just laughs. Glenn